Adobe Creative Crap… er… Cloud Error Messages

Adobe Creative Cloud Error 2 Update ProgressLatest in a series of Adobe Creative Crap… er… Cloud error ┬ámessages.┬áThis time around, it stalled mid-update.

Then it repeatedly displayed an error message: “Adobe Creative Crap… er… Cloud is needed to resolve this problem. However, it is missing or damaged.”

Adobe Creative Cloud Error

Sigh. Oh, Adobe, why’d you have to force me into your extortion… er… subscription plan?

Update, 10/7/2015:

A week later I got yet another error message.

Adobe Error